The expert driver
One day we were having a ride by Cairo streets. My american wife noticed that the driver was not stopping at the red lights. She rightly got scared and asked me why. I asked the driver and he replied, I am an expert, don't you worry. After a while we noticed that the driver stopped at a green light. This time she wondered why. Now I asked him why and he answered I am worried about the other experts who are coming from the other side. Ha