Typically, I say, because there's always that one asshole who would take things the wrong way. This is the story of that one asshole. His name will not be used, not for his protection, but because I never got it. One time I was in Dick's on a Thursday, and as usual during the day, things were very quiet. It was just me for a while. And then another customer came in. The bartender did his usual, what do you want, stick?