Swell news alert. Donald Trump is a twice in peach douche bag. Oh, I love it. Swell. I love it. This is so fantastic. I can't even tell you I'm giddy like a schoolgirl with a crush right now. Jerk off who incited an insurrection against our nation is impeached again. Tricky D*** Nixon. For this moment, right now, I'm willing to put aside my nonbelief in an afterlife. And I'm going to pretend there is one
